And Venus was her name
She's got it, ooh baby, she's got it. She's so beautiful, that's why Jack named her Black Beauty, or Beauty for short. She was always his best girl, and I was his second, and the three of us, well, we had quite a ride these last thirteen years.
Next week, she'll be coming to live with her Auntie Sass in San Jose. And one day, we'll go home together, for good.
Little did Postmodern Sass realize that Jack's Evil Brother was hatching an evil plan to break her heart all over again.